i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.
Dear Suzanne Collins,
Please write a prequel to your popular series, The Hunger Games. This prequel should involve the first Hunger Games and how the nation crumbled and came to such a low so as to allow a dictator to separate citizens into districts and demand they send their children into an arena and fight to the death.
These are the things I need to know.
LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN
This will never get old
i hate people who are naturally really good at small talk and are comfortable with it too wow screw you and your well developed social skills
um how do i get skinny by tomorrow
So this happened on tonight’s episode of Glee…
and now i can’t stop crying.
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings